Isn't modern technology delightful? While you've been reading this,
we've been doing some truly horrible things to you...
- Destroying your credit rating. Simply by sending e-mails to a few
key addresses, we've made sure that you will never be trusted with money
again, by anyone...
- Sent some highly incriminating faxes to your boss. Not only will you
be fired before the next working day is out, but you will
almost certainly never get work again.
- Registered you with the French Foreign Legion - as a suicide bomber.
We couldn't leave you without work, could we?
- Arranged to have obscene and immoral pictures and videos of you
published in your local newspapers and TV stations. Your neighbors will never
look at you in the same way again, sweetie.
Well, thanks ever so much for visiting Hell. We hope you've had a truly miserable
time and look forward to serving you for all of eternity.
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